Anne Hecht
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Every now and then I get an email that I think should be forwarded. Most of them I delete. Some I am going to post here. Enjoy!

The Gingham Dress

by Malcolm Forbes
September 15, 2007

A lady in a faded gingham dress and her husband, dressed in a
homespun threadbare suit, stepped off the train in Boston , and walked timidly without an appointment into the Harvard University President's outer office.

The secretary could tell in a moment that such backwoods, country
hicks had no business at Harvard & probably didn't even deserve to be in
Cambridge.

"We'd like to see the president," the man said softly.

He'll be busy all day," the secretary snapped.

"We'll wait," the lady replied.

For hours the secretary ignored them, hoping that the couple would
finally become discouraged and go away.

They didn't, and the secretary grew frustrated and finally decided
to disturb the president, even though it was a chore she always regretted.

Maybe if you see them for a few minutes, they'll leave," she said
to him!

He sighed in exasperation and nodded. Someone of his importance
obviously didn't have the time to spend with them, and he detested gingham dresses and homespun suits cluttering up his outer office.

The president, stern faced and with dignity, strutted toward the
couple.

The lady told him, "We had a son who attended Harvard for one year.
He loved Harvard. He was happy here. But about a year ago, he was
accidentally killed. My husband and I would like to erect  memorial to him,
somewhere on campus."

The president wasn't touched. He was shocked.

"Madam," he said, gruffly, "we can't put up a statue for every
person who attended Harvard and died. If we did, this place would look like a cemetery."

"Oh, no," the lady explained quickly. "We don't want to erect a
statue. We thought we would like to give a building to Harvard."

The president rolled his eyes. He glanced at the gingham dress and
homespun suit, then exclaimed, "A building! Do you have any earthly idea how much a building costs? We have over seven and a half million dollars in the physical buildings here at Harvard."

For a moment the lady was silent. The president was pleased. Maybe
he could get rid of them now.

The lady turned to her husband and said quietly, "Is that all it
cost to start a university? Why don't we just start our own? "

Her husband nodded. The president's face wilted in confusion and
bewilderment.

Mr. and Mrs. Leland Stanford got up and walked away, traveling to
Palo Alto , California where they established the university that bears
their name, Stanford University , a memorial to a son that  Harvard no longer cared about.

You can easily judge the character of others by how they treat
those who they think can do nothing for them.

---- A TRUE STORY By Malcolm Forbes


Some good proverbs

July 25, 2007 -- Thanks, Kathy!

  • One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.   - Bertrand Russell
  • Hell is other people.   - Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)
  • All great truths begin as blasphemies.   - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
  • A pessimist thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.   - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
  • There is no love sincerer than the love of food.   - George Bernard Shaw
  • By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.   - Socrates
  • Logic is a tweeting bird in a green meadow.   - Mr. Spock
  • The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws.   - Cornelius Tacitus
  • For I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and big words Bother me.   - Winnie the Pooh
  • You can build a throne with bayonets, but you can't sit on it for long.   - Boris Yeltsin
  • Murphy's First Law: Nothing is as easy as it looks.
  • Murphy's Second Law: Everything takes longer than you think.
  • Murphy's Third Law: In any field of scientific endeavor, anything that   can go wrong will go wrong.
  • Murphy's Fourth Law: If there is a possibility of several things going   wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
  • Murphy's Fifth Law: If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
  • Murphy's Sixth Law: If you perceive that there are four possible ways  in which a procedure can go wrong and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
  • Murphy's Seventh Law: Left to themselves, things tend to go from   bad to worse.
  • O'Toole's commentary on murphy's law: Murphy was an optimist.
  • Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.
  • Save a tree. Eat a beaver.
  • Sorry, no quote today.
    Study = NoFail NoStudy = Fail .............. Study + NoStudy = Fail + No Fail Study(1 + No) = Fail(1 + No) ergo, Study = Fail
  • The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
  • There are three kinds of people in the world, those who can count, and those who can't.
  • Youth and skill are no match for experience and treachery.
  • The goal of the works of a genius' existance lies only in itself.
  • Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.